5 Reasons to Kick Assholes to the Curb

That’s right ladies, I’m preaching it. And as a hard-core bad-boy junkie now recovered–it’s my right. And you need to hear it. Most girls go through it, and if they’re lucky it’s just a phase. As much as I love assholes for the blog material they provide, I’m kicking my bad habit to the curb. I deserve better, and you deserve better. So here’s the top 5 reasons you should stop dating assholes:

 

#5:

Sure, an asshole will get you drunk and make sure you have a good time…for an hour or two. But a nice boy will make sure you have a good time AND that you don’t have a hangover the next day. That’s like returning 8 hours of your life to you that you would spend remorseful, hungover, sleeping and depressed at your poor life choices.

 

#4.

Because you deserve this:

“Soldier” by Gavin DeGraw…if you haven’t heard it yet…do yourself a favor and listen…

And not this:

“Better with the Lights off”

 

 

#3:

You deserve this:

handwritten letters

and not this:

 

 

#2

You deserve pictures of this in your inbox:

KITTENS

and not this:

Fish they just killed…

(That’s a true story right there guys. I really did have an ex who would send me pictures of every single fish he caught. Sweet, but…you know, I like fur to scales…)

 

 

#1

You deserve this:

Flowers at work!

Flowers at work!

Not this:

A giant bar tab….

 

Do it ladies! Life is short, don’t waste your time on people who don’t appreciate all your awesomeness and quirkiness.

 

 

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